Men having bloody great discs in their ears. What's that all about?
A new chef at work wears one. What an egg.
Of course what people want to do to decorate themselves with is their business (tatoos, metal studs jammed in every protuberance etc) but I can't help thinking that the real winners will be plastic surgeons in years to come fixing up saggy earlobes (and other things).
Why don't these turkeys go the whole hog if they want to emulate the Suya Indians?