THE CURMUDGEON EXPRESS

THE CURMUDGEON EXPRESS

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

UK CHRISTMAS

Look, just quickly - I don't have time for this rubbish but here's something to get you off my back.






Thursday, December 7, 2017

GETTING BACK INTO IT

I've been a bit more active today now that my knee is improving.
I played tennis first thing this morning and managed to last the whole session (on Tuesday I only managed an hour and a bit and was in pain afterwards).



After lunch I played lawn bowls for a couple of hours and then went for a swim.

I'm missing my walks but will give it a try this weekend when The Old Girl comes up. We have a great choice of walks around here, from the easy-on the-flat type through to the bush walks and the mountain walks. I'll start with the easy-on the-flat ones.

Getting better and back into it is a bit of a challenge and also a bit of a balancing act. The Old Girl forbade me playing tennis and golf after my accident a few weeks ago and I've generally followed her prohibition, only lying to her about my tennis today. The big problem is, as she's coming up tomorrow and staying until Tuesday, is in convincing her that I'm still too infirm to vacuum floors, clean windows, surfaces and bathrooms and generally need assistance in these areas.

Sunday, December 3, 2017

BUSTED

As Secretary of THE CURMUDGEONS INCⓒ I must support the Chair THE CURMUDGEON in his recommendation to members to not take direct action against Angry Jesus, Baxter and the other members of The Bass Bagging Confederation.

I'm mad as hell about it though.

To what levels will this rag-tag bunch of has beens stoop to try to gain back readership and ratings?

Oh well, soon, as The Curmudgeon predicted some time ago the Bass Bag bus station will soon be just an abandoned hub.

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