THE CURMUDGEON EXPRESS

THE CURMUDGEON EXPRESS

Saturday, November 19, 2022

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I purchased a kitchen mixer repair set on-line from Bunnings.

It arrived yesterday in this box:


The set I ordered is very small and 50 or maybe a hundred could have fitted in that box:


The part I wanted is a small horseshoe washer:


This is to anchor the kitchen tap mixer where the old washer has disintegrated.

I went to Bunnings, Mitre 10, Plumber's World and other trade stores but was unable to buy a single washer. The kit that I eventually bought from Bunnings on-line cost $23. The same kit at Plumber's World, after a trade discount that the embarrassed salesman offered, was $70. I only need the little washer not the whole kit but relented and paid the $23. 

Somewhere in the word is a factory pumping out millions of these washers that are sitting in boxes on shelves in their warehouse.


Go figure.

3 comments:

  1. They are probably stockpiled in North Korea, and the entire world will collapse for want of them.

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    1. "Behold, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to everyone according to what he has done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. For those who did not stock up on holy grommets and washers, lo I say to thee - too fucking late - my will has been done with the assistance of my servant Little Rocket Man."

      Revelations 22 (1-5)

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