THE CURMUDGEON EXPRESS

THE CURMUDGEON EXPRESS

Friday, November 23, 2012

WAS JESUS A VAIN MAN?

Pope Benedict has revealed that Jesus was lying about his age. He really was about seven years older than he pretended to be.

See:

HERE

Why did he do this?

Was he trying to get into the pants of a younger woman?



Was he concerned about aging? (That middle East sun is tough on the skin if you don't have the proper skin lotions).



What does this mean to Christians?

Will Second Fiddle have to recalibrate his New Testament?
Will he have to get in another seven years praying to catch up?



1 comment:

  1. God news for Jesus though because it means he lived longer and the crucifixion was (sort of) put off for a while. I mean he wouldn't have been a hurry to experience the crucufuxion - especially if he was attracting younger women.

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