Pope Benedict has revealed that Jesus was lying about his age. He really was about seven years older than he pretended to be.
Why did he do this?
Was he trying to get into the pants of a younger woman?
Was he concerned about aging? (That middle East sun is tough on the skin if you don't have the proper skin lotions).
What does this mean to Christians?
Will Second Fiddle have to recalibrate his New Testament?
Will he have to get in another seven years praying to catch up?