I was watching a sparrow this morning.
It was out on our deck, hopping about, pecking and rubbing its beak on the garden furniture (which fortunately hadn't blown over in the high winds we had during the night) when suddenly - poop!
Just like that. Out shot a stream of poop. It didn't appear to have ben planned. The bird didn't take up any specific position. No, it was just going about its normal business and then did its business without changing tack.
Humans (except of course for babies), cats, dogs and most other animals plan on taking a dump and position themselves accordingly.
Birds don't seem to give a shit ..... er, well they do give a shit, lots of them but they don't seem to care where or when they do it.
What's that all about?
Are you saying that the old 1970s saying, "May the bluebird of happiness shit on your birthday cake", was only ever going to happen by chance?
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