ITS COMING

Yes, Christmas is very close now. Prick Smith's are telling us that it is imperative to buy computers and electronics for loved ones. Big Pain in the Arse Furniture reckon that if you don't buy the mother in law a bed for Christmas there's something wrong with you and Count your pennies after shopping with them have Christmas hams on display already.

My reference is our Christmas tree.

This is outside our house at the bottom of the drive. It is one of many along the road by the beach but always flowers earlier than the others.

Merry Christmas I guess.

WAS JESUS A VAIN MAN?

Pope Benedict has revealed that Jesus was lying about his age. He really was about seven years older than he pretended to be.

See:

HERE

Why did he do this?

Was he trying to get into the pants of a younger woman?

Was he concerned about aging? (That middle East sun is tough on the skin if you don't have the proper skin lotions).

What does this mean to Christians?

Will Second Fiddle have to recalibrate his New Testament?
Will he have to get in another seven years praying to catch up?

GO GRANNY GO!

I was nearly run down by an old lady on a mobility scooter today.

She was hurtling along the footpath with a big grin on her face.
Obviously the meds are working.


I see that they have had problems in the UK.

See this link.

Speeding Grannies


As The Old Girl drives her car like a racing driver I imagine that when she gets to the age that requires a mobility scooter we'll have to get a modified one for her.

IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

On our recent Tasmania trip we took a boat ride from Launestown down the Tamar River.

It was pretty amazing.

About 2 Kms from the city was BEAUTY POINT.

I think only the Aussies could call this place that  ..... unless they were taking the piss.

THE PERFECT WOMAN

We went to the Freychinet Peninsular for walks yesterday. A couple of old buggers climbing up and down mountain tracks is a sight but I'm proud to say we managed the very steep u bits better than some half our age.
The Old Girl is good to have around on little tramping trips. She remembers tp pack water, fruit and muesli bars. She ties my shoe laces so they don't come loose. And, she piggy backs me across streams and ponds.
Yes, its good to find the perfect woman.